A Democrat’s Foolproof Guide To Winning The 2022 Midterms In 7 Easy Steps
Here's a helpful crash course on all the things Democrats should definitely be doing to reclaim party legitimacy and win voters' hearts.
University Affirms ‘QAnon Conspiracy’ On COVID Spreading Through WiFi
"We have no choice but to cut the WiFi from all students who do not get the vaccine so we can protect the university from further infection," administrators said.
20 Things The Feds Probably Planted In The Boxes They Took From Trump’s House
We won't know what the FBI found at Trump's domicile until somebody leaks it to the media as part of a calculated, pre-election info-op.
VIDEO: Joe Biden Goes Viral For Epic Fail On Golf Course
Former President Trump may have lost the 2020 election to President Joe Biden, but after seeing the state of the president's golf swing, Trump may be able
Childless Chris Evans’ Inspiring Condemnation Of Anti-LGBT Bigots: ‘Those People Die Off Like Dinosaurs’
Evans’s lack of children gives much greater weight to his insistence that all LGBTQIA2 opponents will go the way of the dodo.
It’s Time For Big Business To Replace All Their CEOs With Twitter Mobs
Sure, you could have a leader who 'makes decisions' and 'goes against conventional wisdom,' but you don’t want to get dragged on Twitter, do you?
Why Anthony Fauci’s Next Heroic Crusade Needs To Be Against Lightning
Together, apart, we can thwart nature, exaggerate risks, and protect our children from an invisible monster that poses basically zero risk to them.
12 Reasons Twitter’s New Privacy Policy Will Make Us All Safer
If you don't like the new Twitter rules, you are the problem.
John Cena And Joel Osteen Fight For Fortune Cookie Supremacy
After becoming aware of the Wrestler’s Twitter feed, Joel Osteen challenges John Cena to a cage match to settle who is the king of empty platitudes.
Don’t Worry, Maskers. The End Of The Airline Mandate Is Just 14 Days To...
Will the mandate return, you ask? Can't say. I'm not a virologist.